Tuesday, December 30, 2008

At least I lost weight

During the holidays, I stressed because out of the 6 pounds it took me 4 months to lose, I had gained 5 back.  I was seriously contemplating a temporary life of anorexia (because, let's just face it, with a phobia of puking, bulimia is out of the question).  I was quite angry with myself for letting it happened, began stressing over the fact that if I finally did get the 15-20 pounds off that I've been working for, it would just come right back. But now....oh, now I know the secret.

You just get a stomach virus followed by a cold.  Snot might not have much nutritional value, but it sure does curb the appetite.

6 pounds in 14 days is a number I will certainly take!  I even, at one point, saw a 1-3-8 together again for the first time since right after Punky was born.  It was a happy reunion.  Of course, that was when my colon decided it was on strike and hubby confirmed his theory:

I really was full of crap.

5 comments:

Kimmylyn said...

That was hysterical. I am glad to hear you are feeling better..

Motherhood for Dummies said...

I feel your holiday weight pain! I have worked really hard to loose weight and have shead 12 pounds... just to gain 5 back! YUCK!

OHmommy said...

LOL...

Please send me some germs. I too gained 4 pounds. UGH!

Jennifer Shirk said...

LOL! Hey, you might have discovered a new diet.

Krystyn said...

Oh, you better get your colon on track. That is too funny, though...I'm just saying.


And we won't mention my weight!!!