During the holidays, I stressed because out of the 6 pounds it took me 4 months to lose, I had gained 5 back. I was seriously contemplating a temporary life of anorexia (because, let's just face it, with a phobia of puking, bulimia is out of the question). I was quite angry with myself for letting it happened, began stressing over the fact that if I finally did get the 15-20 pounds off that I've been working for, it would just come right back. But now....oh, now I know the secret.
You just get a stomach virus followed by a cold. Snot might not have much nutritional value, but it sure does curb the appetite.
6 pounds in 14 days is a number I will certainly take! I even, at one point, saw a 1-3-8 together again for the first time since right after Punky was born. It was a happy reunion. Of course, that was when my colon decided it was on strike and hubby confirmed his theory:
I really was full of crap.
5 comments:
That was hysterical. I am glad to hear you are feeling better..
I feel your holiday weight pain! I have worked really hard to loose weight and have shead 12 pounds... just to gain 5 back! YUCK!
LOL...
Please send me some germs. I too gained 4 pounds. UGH!
LOL! Hey, you might have discovered a new diet.
Oh, you better get your colon on track. That is too funny, though...I'm just saying.
And we won't mention my weight!!!
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