Monday, July 14, 2008

Why is it only on Mondays?

Punky and Chicken have screamed their heads off this morning and it's not even 11 am.

Punky went into the bathroom and filled up her sand pail with water from the tub.  Luckily I caught her before my bathroom turned into the ocean.

Meanwhile, Chicken was playing happily in the toilet.

Punky cried some more, then informed me her gum was hurting.  She's got her next to last molar coming in.  Drug her with Motrin.

Chicken cried some more.

Allowed them to watch TV while I'm cleaning for impending birth and notice Punky has no diaper on and Chicken is playing with it.  

There's green stuff on it.  

Punky's bare butt is on my couch and I discipline her and send her to the bathroom, asking her if she poo pooed.

She looks guilty.

Where is it I ask her?

In the living room, she replies.

Turd in floor in front of couch, luckily quite solid.

Just caught Chicken in the toilet again now that he's mastered opening doors.

Although today is Monday, I refuse to let Murphy win.  I have things to accomplish this week before this baby comes and I can't slow down.  Contractions are every 10 minutes for the last 2 days, btw.  I'm hoping this is the start of something.


Anonymous said...

You sure do have your hands full. Sound like you need some toilet lid locks. We will be investing in them when we get home. Tyler has discovered the toilet and doors as well. Make the best of it is all you can do. Enjoy the fact that there are only 2 for a little while longer and just think of all the things these 2 are going to teach the new little one. =-)

Mandy said...

Ok, I am picturing this little green turd lying on the living room carpet waiting to be rescued. Ha-ha!!!

Thank God MIL is coming to help tonight, right?!?!?!

Krystyn said...

Come on contractions. Let's get that baby out!

And our daughter just figured out doors, too. I made an emergency run to Babies R Us to get those ugly little plastic things!

I hope the diaper thing doesn't happen again!

Stephanie said...

That post title? Totally could have been mine yesterday. Ugh...

I feel your pain on the teething. We are going through ours too right now. Not. Fun.