This year for Christmas, we will be buying you MANY boy toys. Among them will be guns, noisy *annoying* robots and dinosaurs, cars, action figures, etc. We must somehow convey to you that discarding your batman costume with a really cool mask (see bottom right of picture) only to replace it with your sisters white dress shoes is not acceptable. And that tutu you wanted to put on this morning? I burned it when Punky wasn't looking.
And perhaps, if you're really good, we'll throw in some pants as a stocking stuffer.