Thursday, November 20, 2008

Top Ten Ways to Know You're Getting Old - from personal experience

10.  You find a new gray hair everyday.  Apparently pulling them out does make two grow back, only in strategic places on your head.

9.  Your done having kids.

8.  Your boobs sag.

7.  You have heartburn all the time.

6.  Stress gives you possible ulcers.

5.  Sex makes your knees hurt.

4.  You have hemorroids.  Thanks, Punky, Chicken and Cupcake.  Appreciate it.  (Sorry, TMI)

3.  You're fingers cramp up when you try to do something like make baby bracelets.

2.  Drinking caffeine at 5 pm gives you insomnia until 2 am.

1.  You look forward to all the rest you'll get in the nursing home.


Kimmylyn said...

I am all the way with number

Kat said...

Hahaha!!! This is too funny. In a sad way. ;)

Mandy said...

Ok, I have quite a few of these, hmm.......

Anonymous said...

This is hilarious! Although I have to ask, what exactly are you DOING to hurt your knees during sex?! Naughty, naughty. LOL.

Thanks for stopping by my place!

Anonymous said...

I suffer from several of these too. It is amazing how kids do things to you that you never expected to happen. :-)

OHmommy said...

OMG... too funny. I agree with all of them. Oh no. I really AM old.

Krystyn said...

Great! I agree with quite a few of those...and I didn't think I was old...yet!

Thanks! Now I'm old!