9. Your done having kids.
8. Your boobs sag.
7. You have heartburn all the time.
6. Stress gives you possible ulcers.
5. Sex makes your knees hurt.
4. You have hemorroids. Thanks, Punky, Chicken and Cupcake. Appreciate it. (Sorry, TMI)
3. You're fingers cramp up when you try to do something like make baby bracelets.
2. Drinking caffeine at 5 pm gives you insomnia until 2 am.
1. You look forward to all the rest you'll get in the nursing home.