9. Your done having kids.
8. Your boobs sag.
7. You have heartburn all the time.
6. Stress gives you possible ulcers.
5. Sex makes your knees hurt.
4. You have hemorroids. Thanks, Punky, Chicken and Cupcake. Appreciate it. (Sorry, TMI)
3. You're fingers cramp up when you try to do something like make baby bracelets.
2. Drinking caffeine at 5 pm gives you insomnia until 2 am.
1. You look forward to all the rest you'll get in the nursing home.
7 comments:
I am all the way with number nine...lol
Hahaha!!! This is too funny. In a sad way. ;)
Ok, I have quite a few of these, hmm.......
This is hilarious! Although I have to ask, what exactly are you DOING to hurt your knees during sex?! Naughty, naughty. LOL.
Thanks for stopping by my place!
I suffer from several of these too. It is amazing how kids do things to you that you never expected to happen. :-)
OMG... too funny. I agree with all of them. Oh no. I really AM old.
Great! I agree with quite a few of those...and I didn't think I was old...yet!
Thanks! Now I'm old!
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